c3po:
*stuffs my pussy with oatmeal* breakfast is ready
*hogs squealing*
maybe this is why they’re deleting tumblr
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ok. from now on everyone is only allowed to post pictures of minecraft dirt block. go.
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cat: oh? you just washed this bedding? you just cleaned these sheets? perfect place for me to give myself a bath then!
Would you bathe in a dirty bathtub? Put yourself in their paws
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I am absolutely, shamelessly horny for basic human rights
and I haven’t been able to get off in years
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